Brunanticity

Brunanticty is a poem by Silvia Harris, written and published in 2002. The poem deals on Brunanter stereotypes, both those from withing Brunant and those generally known in other countries.

Poem
We're a nation of beach-lounging Spaniards, So the Dutch and Belgians do say

We're always confused as a French or Italian, Brunant? Is that somewhere in Spain?

We drive like Italians, we're nearly as bad, But we're masters at saying we're nothing like that

We like to agree we are very good Christians, But try finding us praying in church

We're open and friendly, we welcome all ways, But say < >; you won't last a day

Our people are known to be as always on time, But you better remember, down here time is late

If you're from the north you are snooty and leftist, Dressed up like a doll and a bit more than lazy

You come from the south if it's still 1900, Where work never stops, not for ill, old and young

We're Brunater people, we always must say, Or we're labeled as Spanish, or Greek or the French

Bad drivers, good drinkers, we work till we say, It's time for a coffee, a snack, so let's eat